Monday, 30 August 2010

I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT FOR THIS MOVIE!!!



1 word = CHER!!!

Emmys Fashion

I adore awards season, mainly because of the fashion on the red carpet, so I've decided to compile a little list of my best & worst dressed people at The Emmy Awards this year. So here goes...

BEST DRESSED


Tina Fey
I love this look on Tina mainly because it's nice to see her in something femine, as opposed to her masculine wardrobe as Liz Lemon on 30 Rock! The print is out there, but i think it really works well with the cut of the dress. 8/10

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Amber Riley
I think this dress is stunning on Amber, the white really works well on dark skin & the design of the dress is really accentuating her curves, without highlighting them for the wrong reasons. This dress is so right! 8/10

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Kelly Osbourne
Kelly looks amazing here. I think black suits absolutley everyone & you can't really go wrong. The diamond design on the bottom of the dress is a risky choice, one with I think works wonderfully. 7/10

THE FABOOSH


Heidi Klum
Does Heidi ever look bad?! I'm starting to wonder. This dress is stunning! Wearing a short dress to an awards ceremony that isn't the Teen Choice Awards is always risky, but this is just amazing. The detail of the dress is really what makes it. I love this look from beautifully coiffed hair to gorgeous studded heels. 10/10

THE WORST


January Jones
This dress is all wrong from the ill-fitting bustier, to thhe asymetrical hem, to the vile fabric, it's just a terrible choice. The way the dress hangs is not flattering at all. The only redeeming feature of this dress is the colour & the way in which it has been styled. 4/10

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Anna Paquin As much as I love Ms Sookie Stackhouse, I just can't stand this dress. She looks like a spanish matador, the fabric looks cheap & the hair is wrong (unless she wanted to look like a matador, in that case it's perfect). The jewellery looks like she got it all at Claire's. tut tut! 2/10

THE HIDEOUS


Lily Tomlin & Mindy Kalling
Seriously where do I start?
First of all Lily's outfit is just heinous! She looks like she's going to an OAP dinner. the zebra print just really isn't working for her, niether is the hessian sack skirt & as for the tacky "primark" belt... 0/10

Mindy's explosion of a dress is just dreadfull, there's more netting on that dress than Malaria nets in the entirety of Africa! the colour is just so bland & boring. Don't even get me started on the hair, she looks like a chavvy 14 year old girl hanging outside McDonalds, popping gum & shouting abuse at passers by. BAD TIMES! -5/10

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So thats what I thought about the Emmys fashion, I can't wait for the Oscars because thats when the big guns come out...

M xoxo

Saturday, 28 August 2010

You've Left Me Speechless...



Yup, I've decided I want to be Lady Gaga... Nuff Sed!

I've Found A Whole New Way To Love You...

This is a post full of beautiful, beautiful men!
Just a little post to show my current crushes...




Jake Gyllenhaal
I have loved Mr Gyllenhaal ever since I saw him in Donnie Darko, when I was at the tender age of 15 years old! He is my one true love! lolz He is 30 in December, which just makes him infinitely hotter! I love an older man...




Jared Leto
Jared is the lead singer of rock band 30 Seconds To Mars, which I've recently really got into! I remember Jared's acting career & some of his movies are really good, especially Urban Legend! Unbelievably Jared is nearly 40!!! Like I said, I love an older man! lol



Alexander Skarsgard
True Blood is my favourite show on TV at the moment! & having sexy Vampire Eric Northman doesn't hinder my enjoyment! lol Alexander is a Swedish man-beast! unf!



Ryan Kwanten
Another True Blood hottie! Ryan is GAWJUS & his body is unreal! He is an Aussie & I remember the days when he used to be a schoolboy in Home & Away! lolz




Zac Efron
Well look who has blossomed into a beautiful young man! <3




Jake Shears
I dunno what it is about Mr Shears, but this time round he is totally rocking my world just a little bit! I mean sure his hair makes him look like he rides the special bus, but those pecs?! JEEZ!

M xoxo

Paris Hilton: Jail Bait


LAUGH OUT FUCKING LOUD!

Paris Hilton has been arrested for Cocaine possession & she is using the oldest line in the book to get away with it! She is saying that it's not her bag that the cocaine was found in! BULLSHIT! lol Look if you're gonna do any kind of drugs don't get caught! lol If you're careless enough to either flaunt it, or just forget about it then you deserve to get caught!

Forgetting her new found Jail Bait status, she did have an amazing single called nothing in this world!



M xoxo

Don't Be Jealous Of My Boogie...



I absolutley ADORE Rupaul & think his music is actually really good. I’m sure alot of people write it off as just silly dance music, sung by a silly drag queen, but it’s more than that. I know it just dance fluff, but it’s really great to dance too & Ru is actually quite a good singer.

I saw RuPaul live at G-A-Y in the Astoria a few years ago & thought he was thoroughly fab & had such a great time. I love RuPaul’s Drag Race & I’ve been watching it all online, exept for the finale of season 2 as it’s the only episode thats not available online, so I’m gonna have to download it at some point!

I love doing drag, I just wish I had the guts to go out like it. I’m going to Tranny Shack soon, so watch this space… maybe… lol

RuPaul

Gentlemen, start your engines, & may the best woman win…

Katy Perry is Fucking Adorable




There, I said it!
I think Katy Perry is fucking adorable. I've always liked a bit of K Pez, but ever since she's tamed the beast that is Russell Brand I have a new found respect for her. I think that her & Russell are a perfect couple, they both have a little bit of edge, both in completely different ways & that totally works for them.

I'm really loving Katy's whole blue hair thing, the only word I can use to describe it is adorable! I don't know what it is about her, but I just can't help thinking she is the most adorbs person on this planet right now!

Her new song Teenage Dream is sooo good, it's definatley one of my favourite songs of 2010 so far! It's so feel good, I just love it!



Once again the only words I can use to describe Katy in this video is FUCKING ADORABLE!!! what is it about this woman that I love so much?! Maybe it's because we're twins...

P.S My photo was taken in September 2009! yup bitch done ripped a sista off! lol

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